Performance Junkie

So, I had a post planned out for today and instead ended up in the hospital with 2nd degree burns on my right hand. I'd explain, but too many people have already laughed at me. Plus, typing us a pain in the rear.
I've been you-tubing to pass the time, and found this old Pepsi commercial that fully feeds the performance junkie in me. Enjoy, and check back later...I'll detail my idiocy for you so you can laugh at me too!